A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
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