A conversation

That day I met a friend …. Who was very depressed … n frustrated with life. Here iz our conversation:



Friend: “Its my life, I sud decide whats ra8 n whats wrong for me. Then why do people try to teach what to do n what not to??”

Me: “U r sure what u do is ra8 ?”

Friend: “Yes, why not ?”

Me: “How do you decide whether its ra8 or wrong ?”

Friend: “ Look I don’t have the time to think whats ra8 n whats wrong. Whatever my heart sez …… I do it”

Me: “N ur heart never forbids u to do something?”

Friend: “Umm, sometimes therez a inner feeling … a faint voice from within … I hesitate initially … but u know dat it cant last long…. N … n … I have to take a decision”

Me: “Is dat faint voice ur conscience??”

Friend: “Hey … hey … look …. Don’t trynna make me confused…. Though I am confused always ;-) Many a times its difficult to distinguish the inner voices …. U never know what to do .... whom to listen. U know what …there … eid overpowers u. After all humans make mistakes”

Me: “Haaah … dats the most common excuse people give … followed by the commonest word in this world ‘sorry’ ”

Friend: “U don’t say sorry so easily. Dat doesn’t mean dat oders sudnt !! By da way can u distinguish between ur inner voices?”

Me: “Not often”

Friend: “Then how do u decide?? Toss a coin … or what??”

Me: “I have a simple rule …… n I follow dat”

Friend: “N whats dat rule ….. O wise old man ??? ”

Me: “If U have to hide ur deed …. Its wrong !!”

Friend: “He ha ha …. What …. Then u do lots of wrong deed everyday”

Me: “Howzz dat?”

Friend: “Hey … u go to piss out n hide n do it …. U don’t show it oders rite ?? N going by ur rule …Pissing is wrong …. Hah how funny”

Me: “Whats wrong in pissing.. man … u needn’t show it …. But u can freely say that u r goin to piss off … therez nothin to hide in it dear .. so its not wrong”



Friend: “Aah … what about having sex??”
Me: “If u r having it with ur wife ….. people will b happy to know dat u both r havin a good time. Wen u do it with some1 else …. U hide it … don’t u??”

Friend: “Ok … leave the fuckin .. whats wrong in kissing ……. Why u ‘self proclaimed moral police’ object when lovers kiss each odr??”
Me: “Oh … if u wanna kiss some1…… do it openly … celebrities doo it … so does Obama !! If u do it behind bushes or in a lonely bathroom u know that its wrong …… still u hide it under da grab dat ‘its natural for lovers to kiss! C’mmon … come out of the stone age’!!!”

Friend: “Hey …. Hey … U can’t goo to ur mom n say ‘mom I love this guy … n I m gonna kiss him’ ”
Me: “If u cant ….. then wait ….. wait till u can say that!!”

Friend: “U think dats easy ??”
Me: “Ra8 things don’t always come easy !! :-)”

Friend: “Ur rule applies to all cases ??”
Me: “Most .. if not all !! :-)”

Friend: “Then even the national defence programme is wrong … its a secret .. in ur words .. hidden”
Me: “Sure it is …… when it aims to kill people, be it within the nation or in borders. Its wrong to prepare to kill some1 especially using mass destruction systems that cannot distinguish between the guilty n the innocent. Dats why they r hidden …. Even from the people of the nation … whose money is spent on it. But wen it comes to defence …. U needn’t hide it !! U show it off … do parades …. Boast of it …. If u have to b like the militants ….. hide n strike ….. then its wrong … absolutely wrong”

Friend: “Ah … there goes our neta …. Leave it … some odr time … Chay pee …. chay ”